A look back and a laugh
Good day readers! We are officially in Autumn her in Questionnopolis. The Fall- when leaves change color and then float to the ground in the cool air. You know, humour is so much more attractive to people as an escape from the reality of humanity. I used to write a blog about my electronic (and sometimes real) dating experiences. Readership was 3-4 times what it is on this blog. It was fun, funny and well received...in nearly 20 countries! I ended it because there were so many serious things that I wanted to address. However, I do add humour here (and I know I'm using an old english spelling for that too). Anyway, my most read blog here was my take on how the Easter Bunny and Jesus were really related and it was pure fun.
As a result, I've taken excerpts from last Fall's blog to repost for you my dear readers. Enjoy!
I noticed that one particular site that sounds like e-Charminy has significantly increased their advertising campaign during football games. This particular site likes to claim that they are superior at finding your match, blah, blah, bleh. They even have their founder, the white haired Doctor of Love, PhD or whatever as the spokesman.
In the Charminy ads one woman claims that she feels they must be better because Charminy charges for use. I will say that having subscribed to e-charm I can state that their nitwit e-date matching capability is as bad as any of the sites, paid or unpaid.
A couple of the sites are using an upfront message in the broadcast ad's that points to "finding a date on my own" is not a good method. Both ask "How's that working out for you?" Well for me about the same. The Ad's show some really bad dates for those that have found them in the more traditional sense. Look, Forest Gump really did have it right "Life is like a box a chocolates, you never know what you're going to get." Nitwits are nitwits, whether they have an e-profile or not, the profile does help you filter the effluence.
Pictures, love the pics this week. There were two laugh out loud, OMG, Thank You for those moments. Number one with the "I'm so sexy" pose pic taken in a bathroom stall. Number two, "I'm so sexy with my skirt pulled up with my high heels on a toilet!!!!"
Names of the week:
Worst;
Rockbottom- No profile written at all and just one angry pic. Completed a few survey questions. I'm thinking the only thing she needed to add was a shirt that said stay away. Maybe even like the quote on the back of the fire engines, stay back 300 feet.
Best;
WhatamIdoinhere- Cute, funny, pleasant with a sense of humor. Unfortunately too young, just in case you were going to ask because people do ask a lot of questions when your name is Answerman.
The Quote Of The Week (QOTW) file has some gems. "I enjoy being a woman." Were you a man before? Was there a time where you experimented with being a man and the whole "tried-to-pee- standing-up-but-I-don't-have-a-penis" thing didn't work out well? You know, so you settled down and sat back down. At least she didn't take her pictures by the crapper.
Then there was this quizzical statement "I like eating clean, my favorite food is pizza." Is that like an oxymoron or just a regular moron? I'm the Answerman- but I'm just asking.
The Answerman says "No one in the proximity of toilet is sexy, if your profile pic has one then you're a crappy date.
See? Now that was fun and funny!
As a result, I've taken excerpts from last Fall's blog to repost for you my dear readers. Enjoy!
I noticed that one particular site that sounds like e-Charminy has significantly increased their advertising campaign during football games. This particular site likes to claim that they are superior at finding your match, blah, blah, bleh. They even have their founder, the white haired Doctor of Love, PhD or whatever as the spokesman.
In the Charminy ads one woman claims that she feels they must be better because Charminy charges for use. I will say that having subscribed to e-charm I can state that their nitwit e-date matching capability is as bad as any of the sites, paid or unpaid.
A couple of the sites are using an upfront message in the broadcast ad's that points to "finding a date on my own" is not a good method. Both ask "How's that working out for you?" Well for me about the same. The Ad's show some really bad dates for those that have found them in the more traditional sense. Look, Forest Gump really did have it right "Life is like a box a chocolates, you never know what you're going to get." Nitwits are nitwits, whether they have an e-profile or not, the profile does help you filter the effluence.
Pictures, love the pics this week. There were two laugh out loud, OMG, Thank You for those moments. Number one with the "I'm so sexy" pose pic taken in a bathroom stall. Number two, "I'm so sexy with my skirt pulled up with my high heels on a toilet!!!!"
Names of the week:
Worst;
Rockbottom- No profile written at all and just one angry pic. Completed a few survey questions. I'm thinking the only thing she needed to add was a shirt that said stay away. Maybe even like the quote on the back of the fire engines, stay back 300 feet.
Best;
WhatamIdoinhere- Cute, funny, pleasant with a sense of humor. Unfortunately too young, just in case you were going to ask because people do ask a lot of questions when your name is Answerman.
The Quote Of The Week (QOTW) file has some gems. "I enjoy being a woman." Were you a man before? Was there a time where you experimented with being a man and the whole "tried-to-pee- standing-up-but-I-don't-have-a-penis" thing didn't work out well? You know, so you settled down and sat back down. At least she didn't take her pictures by the crapper.
Then there was this quizzical statement "I like eating clean, my favorite food is pizza." Is that like an oxymoron or just a regular moron? I'm the Answerman- but I'm just asking.
The Answerman says "No one in the proximity of toilet is sexy, if your profile pic has one then you're a crappy date.
See? Now that was fun and funny!
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